Scandal Recap 2.13: “Nobody Likes Babies”

February 8th, 2013 by Racialicious Team

At Gladiator Headquarters the team needs to figure out some way to get evidence out of David Rosen’s house. This leads to arguably the least interesting plot of the episode in which we’re forced to pretend we care about a relationship that isn’t Fitz/Mellie/Olivia or James/Cyrus. Abby volunteers herself to go back into David’s apartment undercover so she can crack his safe while he’s gone. I argue that a) Huck probably could have done the same thing faster, better, and without the unnecessary sexual-emotional turmoil and b) David, being an attorney, would be horribly naive to leave Abby in his home with grand-jury evidence that he must know her boss would love to see destroyed, no matter how much he loves her. But I don’t have a TV show, so there we are.

But if you were over-analyzing too much, never fear because…suddenly, everyone’s naked! And by “everyone” I mean Cyrus and James because, now that James has been subpoenaed by David, they can’t have a conversation without checking to see if the other one’s wearing a wire. If this were a USA Network original series featuring Matt Bomer or Gabriel Macht. I’d at least know to call this scene and the two-minute naked conversation that ensued pure, unadulterated fanservice. On Scandal it was just … odd. Confessing to election-rigging due to a worry of a life of Ivy-League mundanity could have happened while clothed. Or at least with a bathrobe.

Feeling neglected by lack of decent storyline, Quinn finds a whole $5000 that she proudly hands over to Huck to try and buy a hit out on Hollis. It’s kind of valid–he did destroy her life after all–but also laughable that she thinks $5000 pays for a professional hitman. I mean, I’ve never tried to take out a hit on some one before, but I’ve watched enough cable dramas to know that cash ain’t gonna cut it. Huck knows that, too, and knows a bad life decision when he hears one. But while he’s talking Quinn out of her mistake, Cyrus is dialing his assassin up on speed dial. And this was a man worried about a life of mediocrity–mediocrity doesn’t have an assassin on speed dial.

Then–finally!–we’re at those last ten minutes that this show lives for. Who did Cyrus take his hit out on? (James.) Will he go through with it? (No.) Will Fitz ever find out about the voter fraud? (Yes.) Did Fitz kill Verna? (Yes.) Did that come out of nowhere? (Kind of.) Does this mean that Fitz and Olivia can finally be together? (Are you kidding? Shonda’s got this on lock for a five-season minimum, at least.) Olivia and Edison are over, but Fitz and Mellie are stronger than we’ve ever seen them. Oh, and next week we jump ten months into the future because they were running out of election flashbacks to use.

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  • Foxessa

    This was a rocker, until you look at it in retrospect.

    First — two babies, two married couples who have the babies.

    Both members of each couple feel betrayed by the other. In fact they are all betrayed by each other — so much so that one member of a couple is determined to murder the other, and the other is determined to turn in his nogoodnik partner who steal elections. Yet, in the end, both of the married couples do not do any of those things and see each other as each other’s only trusted partner.

    In the middle is Olivia Pope, who is betrayed by Fitz the married man as married men tend almost always to do, for one or another and the next reason, finding a reason to stay with wife and family.

    On the other side we have the other non-married couples lying to each other and betraying, as Abby and Rosen. They feel badly, but they do it anyway. For Olivia! Why? What is she after? What is she fixing? Fitz is a terrible POTUS. Cyrus would have been just as bad. What is all this pontificating by everyone about how great they’d have been in the office, while showing how dirty they are all the time, and entirely without any agenda for improving either his nation or others? Vera — really? And then, Fitz, he’s a murderer — which that he was, was signaled miles away. We knew he’d do in Vera (slightly) before her time. OTH, she tried to have him murdered, so maybe it’s just D.C. insider politics as usual, tit for tat.

    However, as Fitz is a murderer we know Olivia will never be with him. Never. Ever. So does this mean the series is over at the end of the season?

    Or do we roll on with Mellie and Olivia taking over?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jane-Laplain/100002900807756 Jane Laplain

    I’m confused by Fitz’s reaction to Mellie, and I’m wondering if he’s started some kind of long con. Mellie and Olivia are guilty of the exact same thing, but he feels betrayed by Olivia’s treason and yet reaffirmed by Mellie?? What’s sad is that of all the guilty parties, Olivia’s motives were perhaps the LEAST selfish of everyone’s. Everybody else was doing it for power, she was doing it for “her man,” as eyerollingly pathetic as that was.

    That said, I’m kind of glad it turned out this way. Olivia needs some major time OFF from relationships. She as much admitted to Edison that she is only attracted to toxic, destructive relationships. Maybe this will give her perspective on why the great Olivia Pope turns into such a man-weak plaything at the end of the day.

  • Foxessa

    I am deeply curious to see what happens next! Which is the reason for stories after all, I guess? :)