by Guest Contributor Highjive, originally published at MultiCultClassics
One of these things is not like the other: “Taco Bell” and “gourmet”
…or “Taco Bell” and “flavor”
…or “Taco Bell” and “tasty”
The cantina bowls suck, they’re bland and not good at all—doesn’t even compare to Chipotle in the slightest.
[Taco Bell] could SHIT in their tacos and people would still buy, wtf is this shit?
as if it wasn’t obvious that taco bell is for when you’re drunk and/or high as fuck
BRING BACK THE CHEESY BEAN AND RICE BURRITO YOU BASTARDS!!!
Hell yes! The execs at taco bell are dumber than a brick wall. People go to taco bell for fast, cheap food that tastes really good.
This is speculation but when they introduce new products like this cantina crap, they discontinue older stuff to make room and lower cost. Idiots.
I love how taco bell is flaunting its social media praise (notice how they only select the best reviews) yet they ignored a 3-year-long social campaign to bring back the chili cheese burrito. They don’t listen to us.
Why is Taco Bell trying to pretend to be Mexican? Lol. This Cantina shit is WAY too overpriced anyway haha
Can you honestly call your food gourmet if you have to seriously rework the definition of the word? I highly doubt the line servers at my local Taco Bell will be able to make this appetizing or digestible just because a so-called world-class chef created this concoction.