Breaking Dawn All In Our Faces: True Blood S4, E7

Everyone has an off week. After coming back from NABJ, I barely woke up in time for True Blood, and spent the episode confusedly blinking at the TV through a wine hangover haze. And this week went to hell thanks to the post-NABJ/pre-AAJA ramp up. (I’m finishing this from my busted laptop in Detroit.) But never fear! Amber, Kendra, Joe, Alea and Jordan took on the heavy lifting.

Pregame

Amber: Hopefully they expand on black woman ghost/angel tonight. I just got way more interested in this Terry and Arlene storyline.

Latoya: @Amber -right? But we are probably stuck with Sookie/Eric. Soeric? Ekie?

Amber: Lol. She did only make a brief appearance.

Antonia

Latoya: Antonia is running shit.

Alea: I cannot believe that Luis would even approach her after what she did to Eric and Pam. Vampires acting way too hastily is totally one of the themes of this season.

Joe: It seems that girls who look like Evan Rachel wood don’t have too much luck on this show.

Kendra: I kind of feel bad for Marnie so far. classic case of messing with ish you have no business trying to control.

Jordan: Yeah, they messed with the wrong witch on that one

Amber: Agreed. There’s just no way Marnie is going to make it out of this OK.

Latoya : @Kendra- Yeah, she should have watched the craft

Amber: Lol.

Jordan: Not feeling bad for Marnie so much as I feel like Antonia gave her plenty of time to back out and everyone around her was screaming warnings at her. I just feel like she didn’t have proper respect for the power she wanted and the cost.

Alea: Cosign.

Tara Escapes Death Again

Jordan: ummm.. why does everyone have to bring up Tara’s gf is Asian?

Alea: “Yellowtail” is absolutely uncalled for, though Pam’s racism is probably the cleverest of anyone’s on the show.

Kendra: wow, she’s knocking pieces of her skull off.

Amber: Tara is not playin around.

Jordan: OHHHHH Pam is going to meeting the true death

Alea: That makes me so sad. Be smart, Pammy!

Kendra: Yeah, the plot description for this is, “Bill has to issue an order that makes him uncomfortable” on my tv guide thing. Maybe that’s it.

Amber: Sounds like it. What a way for Pam to go out…damn.

Amber: Now we all know that they should just start the car and go on back to NOLA…

Alea: That would be the smart thing to do.

Latoya: Welp, Tara is correct. She’s gotta dust Pam.

Amber: Aw, this is sad. Tara just really isn’t allowed to be happy. Womp.

Kendra: Well, girlfriend has spunk at least. She’ll be making her own choices, thanks.

Alea: [I still cannot get over how bad girlfriend’s acting is.]

Kendra: Oh, or not.

Latoya : Damn Tara.

Jordan: I’m sorry, why can’t Tara leave again?

Latoya: The strong black woman stereotype must come to fruition.

Alea: Because she can’t be allowed to have one moment of happiness in this entire damn series.

Kendra: I really just want her to move to Chicago or something. Nola was apparently too damn close.

Jordan: I mean seriously, why is saving everyone her problem

Amber: Yeah, I also don’t really understand why she can’t leave. She should still make moves and handle her own business for once. C’mon, Tara.

Latoya: @Kendra – I say a new country might hlp.

Alea: Tara would never be allowed that much freedom before being chased down by the Bon Temps Drama Llama. Also, damn. Handstand push-ups are hard.

Later…

Jordan: Oh damn Tara

Alea: What the fuck is she doing? Walking around in the woods alone drunk is better than going back to New Orleans with one’s hot mixed martial artist girlfriend? Why do they refuse to let her be a real person for more than two seconds?

Kendra: And why do we keep seeing her make the same damn mistakes?

Amber: Toting a bottle though?

Latoya: Ooooooh Tara, just drinking yourself to death again?

Kendra: At least it’s like half a weapon.

Amber: Drunk and paranoid. What a combination…

Latoya: Is Tara better off with Pam or with Antonia?

Kendra: Okay. If Tara agrees to work with this woman… Does she NOT remember MaryAnne?

Amber: I don’t even know how Tara can protect herself in this situation…

Alea: Is Tara ever allowed to protect herself in any situation? She’s never allowed to make the best decision for her long-term well-being.

Jordan: Yeah… I know Tara’s mad and all but let’s not fight undead crazy with back from the dead crazy.

Kendra: I’m thinking not.

Jordan: Oh Tara, why didn’t you ride off in the night with your chick?

Amber: Geeeze, Tara.

Kendra: Why, Tara, why? And why are you dragging this nice lady into it?

Amber: It was just way too easy to recruit Tara to be a part of this cause.

Kendra: I honestly just would have thought, that given Maryanne, she would have thought twice.

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