I Have Met The Black Zooey Deschanel, and She Is Not Zoe Kravitz…

Zoe Kravitz

…but she might be at Zoe’s show.

Monday night, I headed down to Black Cat to check out the J*Davey show. In the back room, sans air conditioning, an entire room full of alternablack folks waited for Jack and Brook to hit the stage. While I was waiting, I noticed the sheer diversity of black womanhood represented. Afros, braids, wigs, weaves, relaxers, dreads. Heels, Chucks, ballet flats, Birkenstocks. Women dressed like Jack Davey spoke to women dressed like Nicole Ritchie. Women in wrap dresses and heels swayed uncomfortably on the hard cement floor.

The first opening act was a lost cause, so Boyfriend and I ducked out for a burrito break. But we made it back in time to enjoy the second opening act, Elevator Fight.

Since the only glimpse of Zoe I’ve had is her screen sulking through X-Men: First Class, I was interested in seeing her persona as a frontwoman.  Most of the pics of Kravitz have her associated with this ethereal, elven queen, semi-bohemian, flowy 70s glam.  At first glance, it is totally possible to assume she’s on that same train as Zooey.  Come on –  she even lives in Williamsburg, which is the Holy City of Hipster Madness.  But there’s still a few things that seperate the Zoes of the world from the Zooeys. Kravitz appeared on stage wearing a black knit cap over messy hair and a shirt about seventeen sizes too large – her other stage outfits have ranged from conventional to rocker chic.  At twenty-two years of age, it’s clear that the kid is still trying on her personas.  As Jack Davey blew bubbles from the side of the stage, Zoe screamed out her triumph about gay marriage passing in New York, pledged to marry Jack, took shots with her band, and babbled her way through song intros.  She came off as anything but whimsical, and her rich vocals complemented songs titled “Post Empire” and “New Pussy.”  There was not a ukelele to be seen, but she did do an impressive headbang with one of her bandmates.

By the time she started yelling lewd comments when Jack Davey mentioned the fan was “blowing into [her] mouth,” I figured that if Zoe ever was mistaken for a manic pixie dream girl, she’d probably punch that guy in the head and make off with his jacket. Kravitz can pull off the look like a champion, but the trope – and what the idea implies about who she will and will not be publicly – is far too limiting.

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  • http://twitter.com/_Roxie_ Maria

    I thought of this idea when I attended a pre-screening for “Larry Crowne”. Gugu Mbatha-Raw (Doctor Who, Undercovers) plays Talia who is, for all intents and purposes, a MPDG. She helps Larry get a better hold on his life through Feng-Shui & Fashion and then drops out of community college to open a thrift store full of clothes & accessories she’d been housing in a storage unit for years. She has no problems, no history, she’s always very sure, beautiful, and EVERYONE loves her. Oh and she’s quirky cause she leads a Vespa/Scooter gang.

  • http://twitter.com/undrcoverhippie yoli bee ☆

    i <3 zoe.

  • http://DeadAmericanDream.blogspot.com AngryBroomstick

    I am in LOVE with Zoe Kravitz. I mean, dude, this is the daughter of Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet, need I say anything more??! I like her attitude, there’s something so sexual about her without being too desperate or fake. I hate celebrities, but Zoe is a “celebrity” that I like reading about online.

    I concur with Eva. I CANNOT STAND Zooey Deschanel, either.

    • Ladyguerita

       To be fair, I know a lot of white people ( and non white people) who cannot stand Zoey Deschanel .

  • Eva

    I like Zoe Kravitz and I’m glad there is no black Zooey Deschanel mainly because I can’t stand that woman.  Every time I see her on TV, on that commercial for cotton, I want to yell at her, “grow up woman, you’re over 30!” 

    • KissOfDanger

      LMAO!!! Your comment was funny.