The L Word ends with most unsatisfying series finale ever

by Guest Contributor Tami, originally published at What Tami Said

I love series finales–even the not-so-good ones, even the ones tied to shows in dire need of being put out of their misery, even ones for shows I never really watched in the first place. Series finales evoke this nostalgic, high school graduationesque, joyous/sad feeling of tying loose ends, wrapping up and moving on. They are like little gifts to loyal watchers of a program. A chance to achieve closure with beloved (or not-so-beloved) characters. But with its finale last night, the groundbreaking show “The L Word” once again managed to conquer new territory, by being the most annoying and unsatisying television series finale in recent memory. (After Ellen called the debacle “lame, lacking and legacy tarnishing.” Bwah!)

I came to the show during season two, after deciding to watch some episodes On Demand to see what all the fuss was about. The fuss, of course, was about the first mainstream television program to center around lesbian characters and relationships.

Wikipedia describes “The L Word’s” first season thusly:

Season 1 was first aired in the United States on January 18, 2004, on Showtime and featured 13 episodes presenting several entwined storylines. Set in West Hollywood, the series first introduces Bette Porter and Tina Kennard, a couple with a seven-year relationship who want to have a child. Tina eventually becomes pregnant through artificial insemination but has a miscarriage during episode 1.09: Luck, next time. Later in the series, Bette develops an affair with Candace Jewell, which Tina learns of during the season finale. [5]

The pilot introduced a coming out/love triangle storyline involving Tina and Bette’s neighbor, Tim Haspel, his new-in-town girlfriend, Jenny Schecter, and Marina Ferrer. Marina is part of Tina and Bette’s circle of friends, and owns the neighborhood café, The Planet, which serves as the group’s hang-out and focal point for the show. The season also introduces Shane McCutcheon, an androgynous, highly-sexual hairstylist and serial heart-breaker; Alice Pieszecki, a girly, bisexual journalist looking for love in any way she can, and Dana Fairbanks, a professional tennis player who is still in the closet and torn between pursuing her career and finding love. In the first season, Dana falls for a sous-chef named Lara Perkins whose
sexuality is questioned by the group until Lara has an unexpected meeting with Dana in the locker room.

I’m a straight girl, but I couldn’t resist the great, soapy plotlines of this show. (Betrayal, intrigue, kidnapped babies, fatal illnesses, lost fortunes…Dallas and Dynasty have nothing on “The L Word.”) Add to the high drama (and comedy) awesome fashion, and I’m hooked. “The L Word” was a great, guilty pleasure.

That said, I’ve always had a bit of a love/hate relationship with the show. Increasingly, as the show wore on, camp crossed the line to fantastical. The writing was often sloppy and continuity was lacking (Whatever happened to Helena’s two children?) The show’s creators weren’t afraid to kill off a cast member just for the hell of it.

When “The L Word” introduced a transgendered character, Max, it could have been compelling to follow him through his transition, if he wasn’t treated with such obvious disdain by the writers and characters–more an occasional sideshow than part of the actual show.

Just like most Hollywood writers, “The L Word” team couldn’t write black women for shit. Kit was Bette’s straight, alcoholic, musician sister. The character, played by the legendary Pam Grier, was drawn like a cartoon. In recent seasons, Kit’s every utterance was prefaced by “Girl!”…”Honey!”…”Baby!”…or it could just be that the crappy dialogue and Grier’s delivery made it seem so. You could almost hear a director suggesting “Can you deliver that line with a little more blackitude?” With seemingly little life of her own, no friends outside of her sister’s orbit, and apparently unable to find a suitable man in all of Hollywood, Kit was reduced to the sassy handmaiden to all the pretty, white girls with problems. (Yes, I know that Jennifer Beals is biracial, but for the most part, in this show, she was portrayed with more cultural connection to the white characters than her black half-sister. Grier filled the role of the resident black chick.) The wardrobe department couldn’t even bother to give poor Pam awesome clothes like those proffered to her castmates. She was always stuffed into some ill-fitting, bootleg get up more suitable to a 20-year-old. Guess it’s too much work to properly outfit a still-pretty-damned-fine black, middle aged body. This is fricking Pam Grier people! Show some respect.

All that aside, I was still looking forward to last night’s series finale, the culmination of a peculiar
sixth season that centered around a murder mystery: Who killed the manipulative, self-absorbed, over-the-top, loony (and, yeah fabulous) Jenny Schecter.

The direction of the ultimate season seemed misguided. Rather than demonstrate the evolution of characters and the show’s story, walking them to some reasonable close, “The L Word” careened wildly in service of an Agatha Christie-like plot. Apparently, “L Word” creator Ilene Chaiken belives, like Hercule Poirot, that anyone is capable of murder, given the right impetus. And so, she set about creating a host of reasons for characters to want to kill someone who had been a friend and integral part of their circle for years–stolen movie treatments, missing film reels, videos of supposed infidelity, general obnoxiousness. It all seemed awfully silly, stretching the bounds of the imagination and requiring characters to do things that in previous seasons would seem unlikely. If Jenny’s divatude was getting too much for her “framily,” couldn’t they, just, I don’t know, de-friend her? Sure, murder seems like fun, but…

Told through real-time scenes interspersed with snippets of from police interrogation in the aftermath of Jenny’s death, last night’s season and series finale opened more doors than it closed. It is still unclear whether Jenny was murdered, committed suicide, or tripped over the anvil the writers left lying around the episode (Characters made repeated references to a broken railing on a new balcony, cautioning anyone who came near it to be careful.) We don’t know why the police think Jenny’s demise was anything but an accident. (Hell, we don’t even know what happened, since the character’s death takes place off screen and is only hinted at.) We have no idea why police interrogations in Hollywood involve endless questions unrelated to the crime in question. (Hint: It let’s characters spill information that writers weren’t able to reveal any other way.) Even the few non-dead Jenny-related storylines started in season six were left open. (Was Tasha really coming back to Alice in the end? Will Shane go after Molly and tell her that Jenny hid her letter?)

Sometimes while watching “The L Word” you could clearly see the show’s writers wanting to break convention and try something daring and never-done-before. Last night’s episode is a perfect example. Of course, wanting to innovate certainly isn’t a bad thing, but sometimes things have never been done, because they don’t work. And sometimes the conventional way is the easiest and most successful way to get a thing done; innovation just for the sake of it doesn’t work.

“The L Word” series finale didn’t work. It created an inglorious ending for what was a really fun, enjoyable show that meant something to a lot of people. I liked it for the clothes and drama, but I’ve read some really moving stories online today by lesbian women who were able to see themselves and their relationships portrayed on television for the first time. Why not honor that?

Really, if the best the writers of “The L Word” could give loyal fans is an hourlong “eff you,” then they should have gone whole hog. Lead actress Jennifer Beals could have awakened in a Pittsburgh bed to find that the whole, six-year, Bette and Tina lesbian uber couple with a quirky satellite of friends thing was just a dream, and that it’s really 1983 and she’s a dancing welder with a hot steel mill owner boyfriend and a closet full of riped sweatshirts. Or, a la “The Sopranos,” they could have just faded to black.

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Comments

  1. wendi muse wrote:

    i was once a fan of the l-word, but i agree, their treatment of chars of color has been anything but stellar

    remember the latina character introduced whose family is like a living/breathing caricature of mexican-american life?

    and while the portrayal of the black woman in the military was good (i think her name is tasha?), we know little about her except that she’s working for the gov and she can’t be out…

    then there is the sheer fact that despite their living in la, there are like..what? 2 asian people shown in the show, if that? last time i checked, southern california has a ton of apa folks…

    and i totally agree with you re: the treatment of max…like, wtf? then again, transfolks and bisexuals (aka anyone off the grid of a “fixed” sexuality and/or gender) are not exactly always welcome in the gay and lez community, so maybe they meant to make that point obvious on the show too? who knows

  2. Carmen Van Kerckhove wrote:

    > and that it’s really 1983 and she’s a dancing welder with a hot steel mill owner boyfriend and a closet full of riped sweatshirts.

    LOL! Great write-up, Tami. And not just because I’m a sucker for any Flashdance reference.

    I stopped watching shortly after the Max character was introduced (and I too was shocked at how anti-trans the show seemed). Glad I didn’t miss much.

  3. Monie wrote:

    I think the anti-trans story-line was realistic. I’ve seen a few real life situations where lesbians were not too friendly toward transwomen. That remains a problem in the LGBT community.

    I have also been frustrated with the handling of POC characters on the show. The whole Papi thing was so filled with stupid stereotypes that it became unbearable.

    Also when Helena ended-up in jail of course we saw more Black women on the show than ever before.

    As far as Bette is concerned I actually think her character was written, for the most part, very well. I think that although the writers could have added a few more story-lines regarding her bi-racialness they did explore it somewhat with Tina and Bette having a child and Bette wanting the child to be bi-racial. Also Ossie Davis appeared as her dad.

    I totally agree though about Pam’s character Kit. She was a total mess and a stereotype. I’m really not sure why she was on the show except to make it clear that Bette was bi-racial.

    Also troubling to me was the lack of butch characters on the show. I think it would be very hard to find a group of lesbians and not also find butch women amongst them.

    My only other problem with the L word was I thought they over did the sex. I think at a certain point the sex became gratuitous and more of a device to attract str8 people (read srt8 men) to watch the show.

    All in all I enjoyed the first 4 seasons of the L word. As a lesbian it was a totally new experience seeing lesbians on screen having somewhat full lives. As an African American lesbian it would have been nice to see more POC characters.

  4. Jana wrote:

    I completely agree with your review. I have been watching this show regularly for all six seasons and was extremely disappointed by the season finale. I knew that the writing was never stellar in this show, but even so i expected more than this.

  5. jvansteppes wrote:

    Thanks Tami.
    So I’m not the only one who noticed the Pam Grier black sass thing. It was great that they turned her into a successful business owner but her lines were so bad…
    Ultimately the L Word got away with consistently inconsistent story lines, bad writing, transphobia and other bullshit because lesbians are a captive audience. Even those of us who hated the show still watched it because all the other queer ladies did and it’s nice to see your demographic reflected on TV, even when they do a terrible job. But perhaps that loyalty had more to do with Shane being the only androgynous eye candy around. She truly is our Keanu.

  6. Anonymous wrote:

    Helena’s ex got custody of the two children and had them in ny.

  7. Daomadan wrote:

    I can’t say I’m unhappy to see The L Word go. Their depictions of WOC and bisexuality was enough to make this bi woman not bother with it anymore.

  8. vgirl wrote:

    Seriously. Who directed/wrote the madness that was the last three seasons of the Lword? Poor Kit. My friends and I couldn’t stop laughing every time Kit uttered a half line like “mmm hmmm”, “child”, “guuuurl”. (Far too often that was the entire line.)I half expected her to enter each scene making pancakes and wearing a kerchief by the end of the season. From mothering Shane to babysitting Helena…Kit’s character went to caricature land and then some. What made the whole thing worse was the hour long special before the final episode where the entire cast patted themselves on the back for a groundbreaking work well done. Disappointment.

  9. Zahra wrote:

    Amen to all that.

    Ah Pam Grier, the community owes you an apology. Also a decent script. I believe the original pilot had PG as a “wise black elder” lesbian who was the mammy-I-mean-mentor-figure to the rest of the characters. Possibly the Kit we got was intended as an improvement. Possibly.

    I think there’s a parallel between the way the L Word tackled Bette’s biraciality, Alice’s bisexuality, Max’s transition, etc.: by first attempting to take the topics seriously and working them in as plot points (with way too much self-congratulation, btw), and then either reverting to an outright hostile position (having Alice disavow bisexuality and call it “gross”, the entire Max storyline) or forget about it (Bette’s black identity).

    Although I did love the moment when Bette reacts to the actress who’s been cast to play her in the film. (”She’s so…white!)

  10. Thea Lim wrote:

    Thanks Tami for this update! I’ve never been quite able to stomach the L Word (surprising, considering my low standards…) but this caught me up nicely.

    I agree with everything you said about Grier, but I’m not totally with you on your characterisation of Bette’s biraciality. While I agree Bette inhabits a lifestyle that is more white than black, the show does deal with her biraciality, so she’s not a white character, or a character who happens to be played by a non-white actor.

    I watched part of the first season and one of the few episodes I did see dealt with Tina’s discomfort with a black sperm donor and Bette being fairly horrified by that as a black/white woman.

    Grier’s character fulfills a black stereotype, but she’s not the only black character. Maybe one of the few things the show got right was portraying a black biracial woman without stereotype…at least with regards to her race!

  11. Amy wrote:

    I’m really psyched to see this posted at Racialicious! I don’t get Showtime but I read about the show religiously on AfterEllen and watch it on the internet when I can. Sometimes, though, I’ve just got to turn it off.

    Honestly, NO ONE got well-served by the L Word writers. Pam Grier, in all her glory, is an excellent example, but many of the characters (and the women who played them) got screwed over by seemingly random whims of the writing team. (Dana springs to mind, as does Carmen).

    Other posters have already brought up some good points, like the total erasure of bisexuality, the transphobia, the lack of women of color. . .I’l add “No decent portrayals of men” and “No butch women” to that list. And what about their kind-of-bizarre habit of casting non-Latina women to play Latinas? (Sarah Shahi as Carmen, Janina Gavankar as Papi. . .)

    And let’s not even get started on Jenny’s strip routine as “Miss Yeshiva Girl”.

    Oh, The L Word. Riddled with inaccuracies and inconsistencies, totally lacking any reflection of reality. . .but all queer women had on TV, in terms of representation, for a long time. That simple fact kept me coming back for WAY longer than I should have.

    (Also, admittedly, the beauty and talent of the cast. I used to watch that show back when I thought I was straight. My reactions to those women should have shown me the light on that. . .)

  12. jaye wrote:

    I agree with your article.

    I adore Pam Grier, and it was really upsetting to see the pathetic lines that she got, especially considering the way they wove black culture into the 1st season (?) with the death of Kit and Bette’s dad. I thought they dealt with it really well. But after that, it seemed like the only purpose for having Kit, and then Bette and Tina’s biracial baby around, was to remind the audience that yes, Bette is black too, cuz otherwise no one would ever have known. I didn’t.

    This season I couldn’t even get past episode 2, so thanks for letting me know what happened without having to sit through it. I really liked the first couple of seasons, even though I get it was not the most realistic portrayal of lesbians, I like my films and tv shows polished, sleek and with good lighting, while tackling society’s conventions and dealing intelligently with serious issues, which I thought the L word did well at first. I didn’t mind how sexualized it was, I thought it was a good thing to have week after week of lesbian relationships in the sea of hetero-TV land. But that being said, the last season I got pretty turned off by some of the scenes, which I felt were just over-the-top gratuitous, and really filmed with straight guys in mind. And the storylines just got stranger and more out of touch with reality with each passing season, and it seemed like it kind of lost its grounding. Too bad.

  13. KatinPhilly wrote:

    Max, Shane and Kit were the only reasons why I watched the show, and I was appalled how Max and Kit in particular were either totally marginalized and/or grossly caricatured, especially towards the end. I would love to see a spin-off (with a well-written script not infused with such class, racial and anti-trans stereotypes) with them. They deserved, as characters and as artists, much, much better than this.

  14. octogalore wrote:

    Great writeup. I hadn’t seen the finale yet but this was too tempting. Agree, we never got to know Max or Tasha as people, and Kit was very inconsistently drawn and never allowed to get out of best friend mode.

    Shane and Tasha were the “butchest” of the lesbians, and were both acceptably femme for straight dudes (eg my husbad) to find attractive (although he felt Shane’s weight loss from the first season was excessive). That was probaby a place where marketing won out over realism. I think they could still have kept the straight-dude audience while widening the depiction of lesbians in LA, though. I’m in LA and while not a lesbian, have been at “Girls Club,” “The Abbey” etc. and it’s not all a skinny model femme parade.

  15. Simone wrote:

    I agree with nearly all that you said, except I thought Bette’s character was fairly well developed, and I was always fully aware of her biracialness. I wouldn’t say that she had more cultural connection to the white characters at all.

    I thought it was good of Ilene to bring it up often – with baby Angie (conception and parenting), with the casting of a white actress to play Bette in Lez Girls, during her group therapy sessions with Tina, etc. There were numerous examples of Bette’s connection to her biraciality. I think her and Kit’s disconnect was more based on a socio-economic distinction in their upbringings that with Bette identifying more with white people.

    I will preface this by saying that Bette was my favorite character. As a biracial lesbian, I was so thrilled to see a biracial actress cast on the show. We are so rarely represented on television, it was like a double bonus to see JB on the L word.

    Like most people, I was sad to see Pam Grier absolutely wasted and the character of Kit butchered and reduced to window dressing so soon.

  16. Dollface wrote:

    I finally got around to watching the finale and I’m truly disappointed. Yeah, the show got really weird the last few seasons, but I still loved the characters. It was really unfortunate the way they butchered the last episode. It could have been all feel-good with Bette and Tina moving to NYC. I liked that Jenny died (she was pretty obnoxious) but did they have to leave it a mystery? Couldn’t they just have it be a suicide and move on? Truly disappointing.