Gratuitous Keanu post

by Carmen Van Kerckhove

While the rest of you have been discussing totally trivial matters like Eurocentric education and government corruption, I’ve been pondering this vastly more important question:

Why is Keanu Reeves splish-splashing with a topless China Chow?

And what are the racial implications of this self-professed “white boy” possibly dating a fellow multiracial Asian?

Cause you know, if he wants to explore his multiracial identity, I can totally help him with that. ;)