Is the U.S. ready for a Canadian president?

by Carmen Van Kerckhove

That headline makes no sense right? Well it does once you find out that some folks are using the term “Canadian” as code for “black.”

From Foreign Policy’s blog:

Earlier this month, an e-mail that had been circulating since 2003, written by a Houston assistant district attorney Mike Trent, resurfaced. The e-mail was short, only about 100 words, and was sent to the entire office. It started out by praising a junior prosecutor for a job well done. Then the message continued:

He overcame a subversively good defense by Matt Hennessey that had some Canadians on the jury feeling sorry for the defendant and forced them to do the right thing.”

If you’re wondering why Canadians were on a Texas jury when only U.S. citizens are allowed to serve, well, there weren’t any. Other members of the D.A.’s office who got the memo were wondering the same thing themselves. They looked at an online database of racial slurs and found that “Canadian” was a term used to mask more openly racist terms. Trent claims that he was unaware of the meaning, overheard someone saying that there were Canadians on the jury, took that literally, and just repeated it in his e-mail.

(via Shakesville via Jess)

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Comments

  1. Chris wrote:

    Not surprising. I remember a friend’s boyfriend was once talking about his stint at P.F. Chang’s, and how the waiters there would use the term Canadian so they could express their resentment towards black customers, often right in the vacinity of the diners.

    I thought it was just an isolated thing, but apparently “Canadian” is quickly becoming the new n-word.

  2. Lainad wrote:

    Jesus. I’m Black and Canadian. What would they call me? Canadian Canadian?

  3. Paul wrote:

    I’ve never heard Canadian, but I have overhead whites use “Democrat” to refer to black people. They always look oh-so pleased with their cleverness when they do it.

  4. Aaminah wrote:

    That sounds like BS to me. What kind of an attorney is Trent if he isn’t aware that Canadians (literal) cannot serve on US juries? And what kind of attorney takes anything at face value without asking any questions or looking into it at all?

  5. justin wrote:

    I used to have the worst job stocking shelves in a department store at night. One of my co-workers was one of those guys who can’t tell the difference between intimacy and abuse. One night he came in and said “it’s getting a bit nippy in here” referring to me and the other Asian people there. I asked if my nipples were showing and if any one else was cold before I called him a racist. The creep just enjoyed it. Everyone else was too fresh to understand, or too white to care.
    The whole ginger acronym and its fall out fits in here as well . . . .
    So many sad variances.

  6. LeAnne wrote:

    WoW!
    hairsmystory.com

  7. Anonymous wrote:

    There was actually a comedian that did a bit on this on Def Comedy Jam:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvcW8NpTuhA

  8. simcha wrote:

    Carmen, I’d love to see you do something on the widespread perception that black people are bad tippers, especially since the use of the word “Canadian” seems to be an epidemic among restaurant servers. A black server friend of mine many years ago said he caught his colleagues at Red Lobster calling black customers “Quitas,” as in Laquita, Shaquita, and other stereotypically “black” naming combinations, letting their food get cold before serving, and so on. Personally, I wonder if the complaints are self-fulfilling prophecies as some of us “Quitas” get right tired of being placed at crappy tables when we have reservations, often near the kitchen and the bathroom. Don’t think we don’t notice the hesistation, if not outright contempt, some servers, bartenders and hosts show for us. In many cases, I’ve walked out or reduced a tip because of shoddy treatment. Having several friends who’ve supported themselves as servers, this “Canadian” tips generously, usually more than 20 percent, but I’ll be darned if I spend my hard-earned money to be treated like garbage for no good reason.

  9. jd wrote:

    right, he had no idea that the word “Canadian” was code, but he still asumed that the “Canadians” on the jury were sympathetic to the defense. uh-huh.

  10. dnA wrote:

    I’m pissed I can’t make Canadian jokes anymore.

  11. lunanoire wrote:

    I have heard rumors of club owners/mgmt in LA hotspots using “Canadian” as the code in the same way as well.

  12. gatamala wrote:

    simcha~ I have written on the receipt a detailed paragraph on “why you lost 15-20%o of this check”. You start from 0 and work you way up.

    ..and they better be damn sure that they don’t automatically add the gratuity.

  13. CaribbeanCanadian wrote:

    Well I’m black. And Canadian. I find this darkly hilarious on so many levels.
    1) The apparent wide spread use of it among restaurant workers – I’m sorry, you’re in food service and you’re looking down on ME? Whatever helps you sleep at night…
    2) The use of it by Americans full stop – have any of these people been outside of the US and heard how derogatory the term ‘American’ or ‘Yankee’ is? Especially in recent times?

    I went to the UK a few years back and a store attendant told me that American tourists were masquerading as Canadians because they were so embarassed to be identified as Americans.

    Canadians don’t have that problem.

  14. Gregory A. Butler wrote:

    CarribbeanCanadian,

    You can’t fight bigotry with snobbishness.

    Yes, White restaurant servers are wrong – and very racist – to have contempt for Black customers.

    But, you are just as wrong to look down on restaurant workers!

    It’s an honest job, held down by approximately 12 million Americans, and there’s nothing wrong with working in that industry.

    And no, you are not better than them because you have a white collar job or a degree.

    And if you’re at a bar in a Las Vegas casino, odds are they make more money than you do (the average out there for bartenders on the Strip is over $ 100,000 a year).

    Again, you can’t fight racism with class bias!!!

  15. Colin wrote:

    Gregory,

    I won’t hate on ALL restaurant workers, but I’ll for sure laugh my ass off at racist ones.

    How many new terms have been made for non-whites already? I wonder what way we can break this long cycle of making new racist terms and decoding and debunking of terms and the making of new terms. Do we keep fighting and try to get more activists on our side or do we try to break the cycle altogether?

  16. merq wrote:

    I won’t hate on ALL restaurant workers, but I’ll for sure laugh my ass off at racist ones.

    Colin,

    That’s all well and good… as long as you’re not still holding their jobs as a reason to mock them. It’s like the standard “he called me a jerk, so I felt no guilt in calling him a nigger” trope.

    These douchebags have enough shit to mock about them — snobbery just makes you look like a douche as well.

  17. Colin wrote:

    I don’t hate on restaurant workers for working in restaurants. That, to me, is like hating on George W. Bush for being a part of the government. I don’t, but for what he does in his position, that I have contempt for. If hating on racism is snobbish, well I guess I’m a snob.

  18. G.D. wrote:

    Well said, Greg B.

  19. trAct wrote:

    Whatever people, in England classism is still present. To my knowledge I haven’t been looked down for because of my race as much as I have been looked up to because of my class (when I’m there). Why? A racist low class person is actually more racist than any other. It means they think they are superior because of their race no matter what. A snobbish white non-racist is just a snob, that barely compares to the former case. A snob is a snob is a snob. At least (in my experience) they are equal opportunity snobs, and more importantly one can change their class but not their race.

    Fighting classism is a huge diversion from fighting racism, but it’s all opinion right now

  20. LeAnne wrote:

    Umm…

    Interesting reasoning TrAct. (please, don’t let the person be carribean)
    hairsmystory.com

  21. Gregory A. Butler wrote:

    trAct,

    I’m really not clear on what you’re trying to say.

    It sure SOUNDS like you’re anti racist, but you look down on working class people.

    And you appear to see the struggle against classism as a “diversion” from the struggle against racism.

    Here’s the problem – we can’t have a final end to racism until we end ALL divisions in society, above all, class divisions.

  22. Claire wrote:

    Oh, this is a thing my friend from Jersey told me about. If you say “Canadian” and subtly touch your nose, then you mean “Jew.” If you say “Canadian” and subtly rub the skin on your arm, then you mean “Black.” Charming.

  23. Pascal wrote:

    say no to racism

  24. Pascal Maniragaba wrote:

    How many new terms have been made for non-whites already? I wonder what way we can break this long cycle of making new racist terms and decoding and debunking of terms and the making of new terms. Do we keep fighting and try to get more activists on our side or do we try to break the cycle altogether?

    GOD BLESS

  25. Anonymous wrote:

    I agree that it is the lower income (class) that display the more racist attitudes. I never knew I was referred to as a Canadian until I stumbled upon this post.

    It doesn’t bother me at all. It is the “n” word I don’t want racists to say in my presence.

    I agree with the post on the restuarant workers – I withn’t look down on them at all, but I find more racists there. I have very close middle to upper class white friends, but I associate with very few lower class (income) whites.

    Their attitude is often one of “I paid for everything you got” or ‘You only… because you’re black”. In reality, I’ve achieved everything in my life despite being black and female.

    Unfortunately for me and the loss of potential friendships, I generally discount lower income whites altogether all the while hanging out with other races regardless of their socioeconomic status. When it comes to whites, I enjoy and mingle freely with middle and upper class.