“Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me…”

by Carmen Van Kerckhove

Wow I am cracking up over this Saturday Night Live video. (Hat tip to Gay Persons of Color!)

“I know you say there’s no gays in Iran, but you’re in New York now, baby.”

Maybe even funnier than this video is this New York Times article that helpfully points out that there are indeed gays in Iran, and that some of them even shave their heads and often wear earrings in their left ear. (Thanks Rob!)

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  1. Hollywood » Comment on “Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me…” by Kaywil on 01 Oct 2007 at 2:31 pm

    […] Colin wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptThe video was FUNNY! Loved it! SNL is very good with political commentary. You know what confuses me? The fact that the New York Times article seems to take a stance of exploring this strange and weird place on the planet called Iran … […]

  2. Hollywood » Comment on “Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me…” by jo tweter on 05 Oct 2007 at 5:38 am

    […] MarksFriggin wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptLike a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me Mahmoud make my heart beat right out of my chest my mind says no but my body says yes Nuclear threat, the only threat I see is the threat of you not coming home with me. … […]

Comments

  1. deb wrote:

    Also check out Brian Lehrer’s interview with Arsham Parsi, Executive Director of the Iranian Queer Organization (IRQO).

    btw, I didn’t realize that Iran has the 2nd largest transexual population in the world. (Thailand is first.)

  2. melody wrote:

    I must say this was seriously funny. butter pecan thighs…and your hairy butt. classic.

  3. Kaywil wrote:

    The video was FUNNY! Loved it! SNL is very good with political commentary.

    You know what confuses me? The fact that the New York Times article seems to take a stance of exploring this strange and weird place on the planet called Iran that has problems with gays and that America (and Europe) seems to be some safe haven. The fact of the matter is it’s usually major cities that support and protect gays in the West (barely). If they venture out, they may face danger. As seen in Top Gear’s American Road Trip (they were nearly killed!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V-2BKwPdK4&mode=related&search=

    Didn’t Prez. Bush try to reverse all the progress that LGBTT people have made? Back and forth with gay marriage? We still have people in the closet for a reason, so let’s not get ahead of ourselves. The world has a lot of work to do with accepting the wide spectrum of gender/sexuality. Not just Iran.

  4. mistersquid wrote:

    Just FYI: the looped piano track is based on Aphex Twin’s “Avril 14th” on the first CD of Drukqs. It’s one of the most beautiful and heartbreaking instrumentals I’ve ever heard.

  5. B wrote:

    The above link no longer works. Go here to view the video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnpNkPCcfBM

  6. Gregory A. Butler wrote:

    “I know you say there’s no gays in Iran/
    But you’re in New York now, baby”

    CLASSIC!!!!

  7. this justin wrote:

    Here, here…Kaywil. Well said.

  8. Fatemeh wrote:

    I emailed this to everyone I know. I knew I could count on SNL for some hilarity regarding Ahmedinejad’s visit.
    BWAHAHAHA!

  9. jo tweter wrote:

    They say true love comes only once in a lifetime
    and even though we’re from opposite ends of the earth,
    my heart tells me you’re the one for me.
    Mahmoud

    I remember when it started, saw you on the news
    you were hating gays, I was eating food
    but I was feeling you, and even though I disagreed with almost everything you said
    you aint wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me
    Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me
    Mahmoud make my heart beat right out of my chest
    my mind says no but my body says yes
    Nuclear threat, the only threat I see
    is the threat of you not coming home with me.
    Our love for each other’s like when atoms collide
    Can’t express how I feel
    Ay yo Adam let’s ride

    And Iran, Iran so far away
    is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay

    He ran, for the president of Iran
    we ran together to a tropical island
    my man, Mahmoud is known for rilin’
    smiling, if he can still do it then I can
    they call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval
    you can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel

    S&M, nestlin’ when we’re wrestlin’
    You can be the port that I park my vessel in
    So I try to mute the tv but you can still see me
    with your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs
    And your hairy butt…
    Yeah.

    And Iran, Iran so far away
    come home, and in my arms you’ll stay
    Used to look at the stars and dream
    round the world same stars we’re see’n
    And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud.

    Talk smooth to me, without a tie
    your pants high waisted, damn so fly.
    We can take a trip to the animal zoo
    and laugh at all the funny things that animals do
    Like Eugene (Levy) you got me straight trippin’ boo
    hope you look in my eyes and say I’m trippin’ too
    you say Iran don’t have the bomb but they already do
    you should know by now, it’s you.

    And Iran, Iran so far away
    is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay

    You crazy for this one Mahmoud
    you can deny the holocaust all you want
    but you can’t deny that there’s something between us
    I know you say there’s no gays in Iran
    but you’re in New York now baby
    it’s time to stop hiding,
    and start living

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