by Carmen Van Kerckhove
Funny stuff, from MollyGood:
Three years ago, Nicole Richie was arrested for heroin possession, so following this morning’s DUI arrest, The Smoking Gun was kind enough to compare the changes in her booking sheets from 2003 and 2006. Wheee. The picture accompanying the 2006 sheet is her mugshot, while the 2003 pic is just a photo of Nicole from around the same time.
Here is how she’s changed (I mean, other than her drug of choice). In three years, Nicole Richie has:
1. Shrunk one inch.
2. Lost 5 lbs. (That’s all? Seems fishy.)
3. Changed which race she identifies with (White in 2003, Black in 2006).
Well, at this rate, when she’s arrested in 2009 she’ll be a 5’0”, 80 lb Latina.