by guest contributor Luke Lee, originally published at real men are not
So far, about 5 co-workers total have asked me in varying ways “what are you?” Almost all of them I answered honestly and I wasn’t that bothered by it because they, most importantly, didn’t ask immediately (you know, they actually waited to get to know me first) and they waited for some natural context of conversation. I’ve written too many times about this and the “I like [insert race/ethnicity] [gender]” so i’m not going to rehash but today as i’m sitting there at work, one of our “clients” comes up to me and it goes like:
Guy who looked like Howard Stern: Hey, what are you?
Guy: Your race. Are you Filipino? You’re Filipino?
Me: No. [Guy is baffled but amused]
Guy: What?! What else is there?! [Guy is still baffled but not offended that I just won’t flat out tell him]
Guy: Russian? Are you Russian?
Me: No. (Asks Guy work-related service question)
Guy: ALEUT! You’re an Aleut!
Guy: Oh cah-maaann!!!! (laughs)